To misquote Batman, “Die a favourite, or hang around long enough to be reviled by millions of annoyed children.”
Cover your phone, just in a case…
Genghis Adolf. Judas. Borat. These are names you don’t call your kids.
Where I get snippy about lazy reporting
“I bought this shirt and love it. As a die hard Haunted Mansion fan it was perfect for me and their’s really nothing else like it on the market.”
So begins the tour of The Haunted Mansion